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iam(still)kevin. » Blog Archive » dear marlboro…

dear marlboro…

i’m sorry i took advantage of you to get a free zippo lighter. i don’t actually smoke, even though i told you i did. you can stop sending me smoking paraphanelia in the mail, it’s really just going to waste. i mean, i like the playing cards you sent me, i guess you can’t ever have enough of those, but i don’t need your coupons, or your “Unlimited” magazine, even if it does feature shannon elizabeth. i don’t even think i want to be friends, i mean, you don’t smoke, but everyone you know does, and that’s not cool. who knows, maybe i’ll lie to you again later to get another lighter (you can never have enough zippo’s either), but for now it’d be best if you just left me alone.

sorry again,
kevin.

One Response to “dear marlboro…”

  1. Marlboro Says:

    SMOKE.
    You know you want to.
    C’mon.
    One smoke won’t hurt you.

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