enlightened.
This man is a shining example of what we should all strive to be, and god bless him, he’s a student at U-M.
good ol’ hoardj@umich.edu.
there are some amazing facts in this article like:
“homosexuality started in the summer of 1967, when the hippies decided to challenge the natural order that God established at the beginning of time.”
I can only aspire to be as wise as Joel Hoard.
February 24th, 2005 at 7:44 pm
Would it strike you as cliché to confess I giggled through about half the article before realizing it wasn’t satire?
Yes, son. Pray just as hard as you can.
February 24th, 2005 at 8:11 pm
you know, i’m not actually sure whether it’s true or not. If you look up joel hoard at umich.edu, it says he’s an Undergraduate student in Film and Video studies. However, this article and a previous one talk about three children, 6, 9 and 11 years old. I don’t really see how an undergrad student could have an 11 year old kid unless he were getting it on at age 8. Or else he’s over 30 and still in undergrad…
February 24th, 2005 at 9:04 pm
I read the other article. Clearly my satire impulse was correct. OK, phew. Just bad satire. Maybe he’s developing a style.